🪚 TABLE SAW TYCOON 🪚
Your saw still can't cut by itself. Anyone who says theirs can is lying.
Wood: 0
Wood/sec: 0.0
Money:
.0K
Lies Told: 0
Click Power: +1
Total clicks: 0
Extra Hands
Hire workers who actually click for you
00
+1 wood/sec
ACTUALLY WORKS
Better Blades
Each manual click gives more wood
$500
+1 per click
ACTUALLY WORKS
Workshop Expansion
More space for workers to work
.0K
+5 workers
ACTUALLY WORKS
Coffee Machine
Workers click 25% faster (actually works!)
$5.0K
+25% productivity
ACTUALLY WORKS
Tech CEO claims saw is autonomous, immediately cuts own finger • Investors pour millions into table saw that still requires clicking • Study finds 99% of 'AI-powered' saws are just regular saws • Startup pivots from actual woodworking to selling courses about woodworking • New AI model trained on 10 billion saw clicks, still can't autonomously cut wood • Influencer claims saw cut wood while they slept (camera was off) • VC firm announces
00M fund for saws that 'might eventually work' • Breaking: Man discovers workers more reliable than AI hype • Tech CEO claims saw is autonomous, immediately cuts own finger • Investors pour millions into table saw that still requires clicking • Study finds 99% of 'AI-powered' saws are just regular saws • Startup pivots from actual woodworking to selling courses about woodworking • New AI model trained on 10 billion saw clicks, still can't autonomously cut wood • Influencer claims saw cut wood while they slept (camera was off) • VC firm announces
00M fund for saws that 'might eventually work' • Breaking: Man discovers workers more reliable than AI hype
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